As if Heidi Montag's breasts were not freakishly large enough (at 700 cc's) this FCKIN’ LOSER now has decided to go to 800cc's! Apparently in an interview with Ryan Seacrest he told Heidi Montag that her breasts were not that big, probably in an attempt to make her feel better. Well, this body dysmorphia victim took this as a suggestion to go for a third breast augmentation, following in the footsteps as such luminaries as Chelsea Charms, Maxi Mounds, Kayla Kleevage some of the owners of the largest breasts implants in the world!

I'm sure Heidi Montag's brain surgeon husband, Spencer Pratt, encouraged her to start on this plastic surgery nightmare! She has reportedly had 13 procedures which she has footage of and hopes to share with the world on her own Reality Show! Seriously, Heidi how much of a FCKIN’ LOSER do you have be to think that the worls actually wants to view that horror?

Heidi has told reporters that she had a "back scoop" the day she got her first ten procedures, although she is not quite sure exactly what it is. "I actually didn't know," she said. "I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit." Heidi also "had my waist cinched in on both sides." You're 23 Heidi! Go for a jog you FCKIN’ LOSER!

Apparently the new re-constructed Heidi Montag cannot partake in some of the simple pleasures such as jogging, since her breasts are "E or F" depending on the bra, as well as hugging (I doubt she did much of that before, I have seen her icy hugs on The Hills before). Montag says, "I'm very weird about hugging people now my body is very fragile," she said (poor little Heidi). I have an idea how to avoid all this you FCKIN’ LOSER, don't get 13 plastic surgeries!

You really have to wonder what is going on in Heidi Montag's teeny tiny brain, she is obviously suffering from body dysmorphia but you also have to wonder why her loved ones like her sister Holly Montag and her loving husband (who obviously has her best interests at heart, not!) are just standing by and watching her destroy her body like this!

Spencer Pratt says that Heidi has her sights set on larger breasts and plans to document the whole massacare on her new show! Heidi may even have to go over seas for her third breast augmentation because most American plastic surgeon do not go up too 800 cc's. When will it end Heidi, when will it end?