John and Kate’s big announcement has been leaked early! John and Kate Gosselin’s announcement was revealed early today through a European tabloid. The Gosselins said “We’ve made some life-changing decisions to tell the world the truth about our relationship.” Apparently Kate Gosselin admits that three of the kids are hers but the other children are a product of a tryst she had with John Gosselin’s brother! The Gosselin children have all lived as siblings but they are actually cousins! John and Kate Gosselin feel that with all the media scrutiny it would be better to make the announcement themselves than let it slip out on the cover of US or People Magazine. Kate Gosselin was heard saying “Do you really think I had 8 children with a body like this?” Come on, people is this story making a major impact on your life? Is this really as important as the Craig’s list killer and the crisis in Iran? Don’t you think there is a better way you can spend your days than checking TMZ’s headlines and googling John and Kate Gosselin. Get a fuckin’ life Fuckin’ Losers!